*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*
(via parincess)
one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”
(via parincess)
I may tag things with “I’m crying” or “SCREAMING” but I am sitting in my room in the dark covered in blankets with a straight face and I literally haven’t spoken a word in over twelve hours
it’s whats on the inside that counts
(via onedirectionaustralia)
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.
(via parincess)
my absolute favorite card in Cards Against Humanity is
because of the question mark
we aren’t quite sure if it’s bees
it could be bees
it might be bees
it’s probably bees
but we just can’t be certain as to whether it is or is not bees
(via yerassisgrass)
